- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
- I am not young enough to know everything.
- Nobody really cares if you are miserable, so you might as well be happy.
- The best things in the world are free – and worth every penny of it.
- Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.
- Don’t think you’re a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram.
- Instagram is like Twitter, but it is for people who can’t read!
- Buddy, can you paradigm?
- Dream big (tiny font).
- Camping is intents.
- Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.
- Being myself is what got me to where I am.
- Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- The road had the lonely times, but I kept myself busy.
- I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
- I have Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. I guess that makes me an instant twit face.
- I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
- I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
- Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
- You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!
- God bless this hot mess.
- I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram nowadays.
- I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.
- Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
- Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
