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1.They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
2.Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
3.When nothing goes right, go left.
4.I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
5.I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
6.For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
7.Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
8.Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: Gravity!
9.Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
10.What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
11.Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
12.I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13.Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
14.ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
15.They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
